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The Neverending Noir Story
« on: August 04, 2008, 12:50:41 AM »
Found this somewhere on IGN.com. Basically I post a sentence, then the next person posts and adds to continue the story.

Rules:
- Try not to make long posts. Maybe like 15 words max.
- Begin and conclude your sentence with "..."
- Try to keep the language clean (although this has never been a problem)

I'll see how it goes in this board. If it succeeds, I'll make a thread everywhere else. :D

Here we go!

Mireille and Kirika had found themselves in another predicament...
What am I supposed to say? 'Hi my name is Jodie, I like watching sunsets, taking long walks on the beach, oh and I'm smoking hot'?

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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2008, 01:09:24 AM »
...did they like Kirk, or did they like Picard? [Yeah, I'm breaking it already, but the thought of one continuous run-on statement like that makes me vomit?]
Three a.m. is a wonderful time / when the terrors of sound come alive.

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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 01:31:34 AM »
... None actually! For they prefer...

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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 06:58:54 PM »
...Janeway, because...
Am I supposed to just walk up to someone and say 'Hello. My name's Kirika. I kill people in my spare time'?

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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2008, 07:34:13 PM »
...she had personally trained them to pilot spaceships. The reason for this was...

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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2008, 08:18:58 PM »
...Kirika suggested it might improve Mireille's driving skills. They...
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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2008, 09:24:59 PM »
...hijacked a ship from NASA, and (after picking heat tiles out of their hair) decided to ...
Three a.m. is a wonderful time / when the terrors of sound come alive.

I know not whence that came.

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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2008, 05:46:56 PM »
...get their singed hair redone at Space Station No. 9. Studio Ghibli...
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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2008, 07:13:32 PM »
..., when space clams attacked. Mirielle remarked...
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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2008, 10:38:00 PM »
..."I'm hungry. I wonder what they taste like?" To which Kirika responded...
What am I supposed to say? 'Hi my name is Jodie, I like watching sunsets, taking long walks on the beach, oh and I'm smoking hot'?

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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2008, 11:36:29 AM »
"Meh, been there, done that, space oysters taste better." Mireille...
Am I supposed to just walk up to someone and say 'Hello. My name's Kirika. I kill people in my spare time'?

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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2008, 11:41:20 AM »
...decided to just avoid the space clams and end up flying into a black hole. When the ship came out on the other side of the black hole they realized they were in...

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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2008, 02:42:37 AM »
...an alternate universe where everything is...

(I don't think Omb. got the Studio Ghibli reference. S'kay, it was kind of arcane ;)
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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2008, 10:34:40 AM »
... pink, except for...

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Re: The Neverending Noir Story
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2008, 04:11:15 PM »
...Kirika's shoes! She freaks without her favorite shade of footwear, reverting to...
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