If you had a time machine where would you go?

(assuming that said machine has a feature that keeps me out of phase so I can't catch aggro or anything else that can be turned on and off.)
first off; Anytime in the Cretaceous period and take pictures of living dinosaurs
Then to the Pliocene period to take pics of woolly mammoths (and bring some home

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Then to the early Roman Empire (collecting "souvenirs" along the way XD ) and have my pic taken with Jesus while I'm touring the empire.
Then go back and get copies of all Sapho's work. (souvenir collecting along the way)
Then go and find out how Troy actually fell.
(ah screw it, I'll be "collecting" all along the trip")
Somehow find a way to transfer the contents of the library of Alexandria to somewhere when else before the place gets torched.
Go take a few pics of the Colossus of Rhodes.
Then watch the battle of Hastings
Then film John Dowland playing the lute. (I would also be getting some gowns and more souvenirs)
Then film Shakespear's plays.
Then steal...er I mean confiscate all buried pirate loot
Then get the actual ending of Canterbury Tales before Chauser "dies"
Then find out what actually happened to Amelia Earhart
Then somehow convince Minomoto Musashi to teach me
Then go and visit Altantis
Then go and beat the ever living shit of the guy who raped me when I was seven.
Then go home.
Then do it again tomorrow (though destinations will change)
Truth or dare