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ELDA TALUTA / Re: What are you happy about now?
« on: September 23, 2022, 01:35:28 AM »
I'm happy I got my laptop back.

I'm also happy I can be off for the next local festival, which takes place in a nearby town that I've never visited (but that a bus goes to).

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MADLAX / Re: Carrossea Doon pick up lines
« on: October 20, 2021, 10:32:57 PM »
Will you like to see the trunk of a Mastodoon?

Elenore: Would you like to see why they're extinct?

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MADLAX / Re: Carrossea Doon pick up lines
« on: September 13, 2021, 01:00:09 AM »
Elenore will you bake my pene pasta smothered in olive oil?

Elenore: And set it on fire.

Note to self: Should you ever meet JP Yuri in person again be sure to wear asbestos lined shorts and steer her clear of flammable liquids. :O

OMG, I actually inspired fear in a man!  :o

Any man would fear a woman whose first thought when confronted with penis-innuendo is to cleanse it with fire. O_O

Wait...were you planning on going up to women and plying them with penis innuendo jokes without consequence?  :o

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MADLAX / Re: Carrossea Doon pick up lines
« on: September 10, 2021, 07:39:28 PM »
Elenore will you bake my pene pasta smothered in olive oil?

Elenore: And set it on fire.

Note to self: Should you ever meet JP Yuri in person again be sure to wear asbestos lined shorts and steer her clear of flammable liquids. :O

OMG, I actually inspired fear in a man!  :o

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.hack//* / Re: .hack//Caption Thread
« on: September 10, 2021, 03:02:09 PM »
Tsukasa: Don't you ever call me a girl again, or I'll slap the bytes out of you!

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Noir / Re: The Caption Thread!
« on: September 10, 2021, 02:59:35 PM »
Heinz: She's mine!

Chloe: Noo...she's mine.

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MADLAX / Re: The MADLAX Caption Thread
« on: July 08, 2021, 01:10:02 AM »
Charlie: So...Vanessa and Madlax...are they or aren't they? C'mon, you can tell me. I won't tell. *whistle*

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MADLAX / Re: The MADLAX Caption Thread
« on: July 05, 2021, 12:22:41 AM »
Nakhl: What did you say about Marta?

Now I'm curious too... :o

Madlax: I only said she's okay...

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Noir / Re: The Caption Thread!
« on: June 26, 2021, 11:36:05 PM »
Borne and Marennes: We bow to the blessed Sappho, O Holy One!

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.hack//* / Re: .hack//Caption Thread
« on: May 30, 2021, 10:16:54 PM »
Mimiru: Baka, Baka, Baka!

Bear: Ugh! You sound like my wife.

Tsukasa: Is this how you relationship?

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MADLAX / Re: The MADLAX Caption Thread
« on: May 30, 2021, 10:13:31 PM »
Vanessa: *gets ready to pick up a woman* Alright Margaret, watch how a pro does it.
Margaret: Wow! Tell me your secret! :O

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.hack//* / Re: .hack//Caption Thread
« on: May 12, 2021, 05:23:01 PM »
Mashimo: This series is terrible because we blew all our budget on this one eye. Oops. ^_^;

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MADLAX / Re: The MADLAX Caption Thread
« on: May 12, 2021, 04:15:19 PM »
Elenore: That swimsuit looks great on you, Miss Margaret.

Margaret: Oh, thank you!

Elenore: It would look even better on my bedroom floor...

Margaret: Hmm, what?

Elenore: *hides underwater*

LOLOL

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MADLAX / Re: Carrossea Doon pick up lines
« on: May 12, 2021, 04:03:10 PM »
Elenore will you bake my pene pasta smothered in olive oil?

Elenore: And set it on fire.

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El Cazador de la Bruja / Re: The El Cazador Caption Thread
« on: April 29, 2021, 04:48:40 PM »
Nadie: Het? In my Bee Train series? You take that back.

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