Topic: Ask a Stupid Q, Get a Stupid A

[UNtrue Noir]

If you don't understand the game, I suggest you go here:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0464037/board/nest/37513487?d=38611701#38611701

Q: What's really behind Silvana's hair?

[Koveras]

If you don't understand the game, I suggest you go here:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0464037/board/nest/37513487?d=38611701#38611701

Ahem, I'm afraid that link is  off limits for non-registered users of IMDB.

[UNtrue Noir]

Aw, that's not cool. But ok, I'll get a little bit of the thread.

tcarmichael:

q: how does sgt johnson survive so many attacks?

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  ironsonic:

A: Because he has the ability to reverse time.....*whoosh* emit esrever ot ytuliba eht sah eh esuaceb..*whoosh*........Because he has the ability to... *shot in the head*
Sgt Johnson: My secret is secure.

Q: Why did the forerunners design the station as a ring?  
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  Stop_stealing_my_name
 
A: For all their intelligence they never figured out how to draw right angles.

Q: How many Spartans does it take to stop an Elite from screwing in a lightbulb?

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  bara_fenshi

A: None. Elites are asexual, therefore don't understand the concept of 'screwing' in any form.

Q: Why did the ending for Halo 2 suck so MUCH?
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  joaquin602001-1

Because they couldn't get the last level done in time

Hope this helps, cause I really want to try this! ^^

[Section_8]

A: Depending on the week, either a nexus of absolute hatred and malice or a hedgehog.

Q: Everyone in the show is either a Soldat, Noir, or dead. What, then, is Prince Mishkin?

[Koveras]

A: A Russian. Back in Soviet Russia, you don't kill kittens - kittens kill YOU!

Q: How come a fork is deadlier than a knife?

[Ombrenuit]

Q: How come a fork is deadlier than a knife?

A: Forks stab three times at once!  

Q: (This question is something I actually want to ask) How can Mirielle fight in the clothes she does? (The red shirt and short skirt)

[UNtrue Noir]

A: Low on cash at the time, she bought a spray can that, when used, covers you with spandex-y clothing. She just happened to choose "Red Shirt, Black Skirt!"

Q: How much wine does Altena drink?

[Cyberia]

A:  Nothing. Itīs only for pour the saplings.  


Q: Why does Kirika use a lipstick in Ep. 8  ? ( ice eating scene )

[UNtrue Noir]

A: She tried to get Mireille's attention.

Q: If Shao Li scratched an itch, would she die?

[JP Yuri]

Answer: No. She's immune to her own poison; she's not that stupid.

Question: Why does Chloe wear arm braces?

[AthenAltena]

A. Because it stops accidental self-inflicted fork stabbings

Q. What sort of shampoo does Altena use to keep her hair so nice out in the middle of nowhere?

[UNtrue Noir]

A: Actually, she doesn't need shampoo.. she's bald. That long brown hair is a wig made out of frayed, dead grapevines.

Q: Noir? Why not Negro, Black or Akai?

[JP Yuri]

A: Becuase Mireille's the one with the most money and she lives in France.

Q: Why not ZZ Top instead of A Farewell Song?

[Fellini 8.5]

A: Because all the Sharp Dressed Men keep getting slaughtered by the dozen, so there aren't many left.

Q: Why is Will Ferrell's cameo in episode 10 uncredited?

[AthenAltena]

A. Because he was still faking his own death when it was aired (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Farrell#Death_Hoax)

Q. What else does Mirielle keep in that little pink and white purse of hers besides the gun?