More silliness to add Noirish joy to your life!
The purpose of this thread is for you to caption the following picture in the most creative/entertaining/forktastic way possible. Feel free to add another picture once the first one runs out of steam. The submitter of the most excellent caption entry will be rewarded with an invisi-fork. Or something. Enjoy!
And now, I give you:
"The secret ingredient of Altena's herbal wine infusion, revealed!"