LA (I think?): Croikey, look wot we 'ave here! The RARE and DEADLY Rule 63 desert scorpion! One sting from its tail, and BAM! Instant fabulousness! Now, we've got t' be reeaaaallly careful with this 'ere one, so —
Chloe: Boo!
Scorpion: Ka STING!
LAette: Oh bother.
OR...
LA: You see, life is like a box of scorpions. It's got lots of legs, a segmented carapace and deadly poison.
Scorpion: C'MERE! *SPEAR!* *UPPERCUT!* *TOASTY!*
Nadie: Wat.