*paraphrased from the Murphy's Rules comic strip, a comic about absurd rules in game engines*
"Did you know that in the original D&D rules any attempt to parry an attack would automatically succeed? Observe!"
Tabby: Hyaaaah! Waaah!! Orrryyyaaaaah! Flurry! Multiattack! Limit break!
Sakisaka: Parry, parry, parry parry, parry, parry, and block.
Tabby: Dangnabbit!