Topic: What an El Cazador Character Would Never Say!

[MartAnimE]

Jodie: El Cazador is sponsored by Amigo Tacos!

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Nadie: Are you sure you don't wanna take Ellis with you? I have better things to do with my time.

LA: Who cares about Ellis? I'm more interested in you!

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Ricardo: Taco Taco Tacosu~ ^^

Lilio: *Man, this guy is embarassing* ^^;

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Ellis: I shot the professor and brainwashed you into thinking that you did it.

Rosenberg: Noooooooooo!!!

[GonzoJam]

Try this:

Nadie is bascially against men, right? So I hope this is best suited...

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Things That El Cazzy Characters Would Never Say

1. Ricardo: "Get the hell away from me, kid."
2. Nadie: "Get the hell away from me, freak."
3. LA: "I'm dumping you, Ellis, for that hottie Jodie."
5. Ellis (To Rosemburg): "I will rip you to shreds!"
6. Ellis (To the Grandma): "Just die, you old bag of bones."
7. Lirio: Anything!!!
8. Lirio: "I'm just this guy's accessory for his midlife crisis."
9. Rosemburg: "BTW, I'm gay. For LA."
10. LA: "I'm gay for Rosemburg."
11. Ellis: "I'm gay for Jodie."
12. Jodie: "I'm really a man."
13. Nadie: "Tacos are filthy! They make me look fat!"
14. Jodie: "I should be a hooker. I'm already pre-qualified."
15. Nadie: "No sex, period."
16. Ellis: "Pasta?"
17. Nadie: "YEAH, TOAST!" (Taps a toaster like a drum)
18. Ellis: "I can shoot better."
19. Ricado: "The moustache is fake."
20. Nadie: "I'm giving away free sex! Must be male!"

[janus]

All (any) Characters: I want to go to McDonald's!